All the above suggestions are obviously a lot more sensible and moral but if revenge (but only a little bit) is what you want then tape a piece of raw fish to the underside of his car seat, or somewhere similary difficult to reach. After a few weeks (especially if the weather is warm) the smell will be unbearable and very difficult to find where it's coming from!

Don't let those people have one more minute of your soul! Living well is the best revenge, and while you go about living well, working hard, and doing for others, you will gradually heal yourself from the hurt which was imposed on you. Take the high road; it leads to much nicer places.

Here's a peach that was passed to me by a male friend: Ok, so you've finally seen the light and decided to leave that scum bag boyfriend of yours. Unfortunately, leaving means you are abandoning your shared accommodation. You want to leave with your dignity by being the adult in the situation ( i.e. not burn his CD collection and give all his cloths to the homeless) but you just can't bear that he's getting off so easily either. Hit him with this subtitle but effective revenge tactic: Batteries. Turn every batteries from every appliance in the house the wrong way around. Do not remove! If they've been removed then it becomes obvious whats happened. You want him to wonder if all his stuff is broken. That means the TV remote, mouse, keyboard, power tools, anything! It'll drive him mad for weeks.

The best revenge is for you to enjoy your life to the full, make the most of it:) Treat yourself to a new hairstyle a bit of pampering does wonders! Go out and do new things, forget the person who hurt you their not worth the energy. I wish you all the best.

Came across a really funny website, ratmail.com. it's hysterical just to read, but the truth is: never sinking to any skunk's low level will make you feel better about yourself, better than any temporary revenge tactic. Dress well, do your nails, be your utmost feminine self and you will always prevail.